well...
when i was a youngster twenty odd years ago
there used to be samurai pandas. these pandas would go around
when i was a youngster twenty odd years ago
there used to be samurai pandas. these pandas would go around
with their katanas and cut off the heads of whoever they saw fit to be decapitated...
sadly, my grandfather was decapitated by a samurai panda
it broke my grandmother's heart
in which she eventually ran for president of the world
and won
and then she made it illegal to be a samurai panda
and now
there are no longer any samurai pandas,
only regular ones
and ones that seem to have jobs as
-DJs in the club
-Workers at McDonalds and other fast food places
-Ice cream salesmen
and test drivers for Kia and Hyundai...
*sigh*
those
were
the
good
days.
sadly, my grandfather was decapitated by a samurai panda
it broke my grandmother's heart
in which she eventually ran for president of the world
and won
and then she made it illegal to be a samurai panda
and now
there are no longer any samurai pandas,
only regular ones
and ones that seem to have jobs as
-DJs in the club
-Workers at McDonalds and other fast food places
-Ice cream salesmen
and test drivers for Kia and Hyundai...
*sigh*
those
were
the
good
days.
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